Posted 19 hours ago

Awwww yeah. Jam of the Morning. #jamofthemorning #siriusxm

Posted 1 day ago

http://reilazation.tumblr.com/post/82791474170/fartgallery-if-you-message-me-do-not-put

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say…

I love that hashtag

Posted 1 day ago

I used to love this song. Jam of the Morning. #jamofthemorning #siriusxm

Posted 2 days ago

He forgot the “Die! Die! Die, Pig, Die!” part…

(Source: vh1)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
miideum:

phocookie:

Fuck Mace. Come at me.

Willy you’re a genius.

miideum:

phocookie:

Fuck Mace. Come at me.

Willy you’re a genius.

(Source: phocookie)

Posted 2 days ago

terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

(Source: fuckyeahcomicsbaby)

Posted 2 days ago

reilazation:

You never knew you needed this in your life .. Until now (x)

NIIIIIIIICK!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!

(Source: robvandamdatass)

Posted 2 days ago

Reblog if you’re fat.

thefattest-illnana:

And cute.

Posted 2 days ago

wheredwellthe-brave-atheart:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

#burn